Friday, October 22, 2010

You Think You Know...

A nugget of truth in a heap of bu...


I beat up a grizzly bear.

I am a middle child.

I have never jumped a car.

I was shot in the face with an arrow.

I killed a deer with nothing but a knife.

I collect football cards.



Feeling froggy?

Only one of these lines stinks, the rest smell like roses.


I have caught a fly with chopsticks.

I have had cats named Indiana Jones, Dakota, Hop Along Cassidy, and Tigger.

I can recite the alphabet backwards.

I once used a shotgun to cut down a Christmas tree.

I played pinball through the trees on my snowboard.

I got sucked under a jeep going 45mph.

I drove a stock car around the California Speed Way at 150mph.

I did a back flip and a half on a mountain bike.

I have flown in a helicopter.

I am married to an American of the dark skinned persuasion.

3 comments:

  1. hahaha are you married to an American of the "dark-skinned persuasion"?

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  2. Was the fly dead or alive? I say that one!

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  3. hahaha u were wrong on your answer sorry...and i say you have all those cats!

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